|blog post:||i have to pee but im too lazy|
|someone:||looks like urine trouble|
|tumblr:||YOU FUCKING DID NOT|
|tumblr:||DID YOU FUCKING JUST|
|tumblr:||IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE|
|tumblr:||I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW|
|tumblr:||OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH|
|tumblr:||*8 supernatural gifs*|
|tumblr:||THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR|
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry and use your diploma as tissue
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
local gay couple judges saturday morning runners
*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*
AGGRESSIVELY COMPLAINS ABOUT HOMEWORK WHILE SITTING ON MY ASS REBLOGGING SHIT